Quit Job Survival Expiry Simulator (Fun)

How it works

This is not a serious FIRE or retirement calculator. It is a quit-job survival simulator and fun resignation countdown tool: if you handed in your notice today, how many months and days could your savings cover fixed living costs?

1. Bank balance — cash you could spend right after quitting
2. Fixed monthly expenses — rent, loans, insurance, subscriptions, baseline food—money that leaves even if you do nothing
3. Runway math — balance ÷ (monthly burn ÷ 30) → survival days as an unemployed meme
4. Verdict branches — under 90 days: hold on humor; 90+ days: quit now humor
5. Share card — download a styled PNG for Instagram, X, or group chats

Unlike an unemployment benefits calculator, we do not model government payments or severance. Pure "my cash only" runway, tuned for viral sharing—not financial advice.

Why use this tool?

Searching quit job calculator returns sober spreadsheets. Office meme culture wants a punchy line like "your quit-job expiry is exactly 3 months 14 days" on a pretty card. This browser tool takes 30 seconds, then copy text or save PNG—perfect to send a friend who keeps saying they will resign "next month."

FAQ

Does it include unemployment benefits or severance?

No. Only current bank balance counts. Benefits, pension, stocks, and property are excluded—this is a meme simulator, not a budget app.

How are "hold on" vs "quit now" chosen?

90 days (~3 months) is the split: shorter runway → hold-on jokes; longer → quit-now jokes. Finer tone varies by tier (critical, tight, borderline, comfortable, quit-ready).

Can I post results on social media?

Use Save share card (PNG). Adjust presets or type your own numbers if you do not want real amounts visible.

Is data sent to a server?

No. Everything runs in your browser; last inputs are stored in localStorage only.

Can I use this to decide whether to quit?

Absolutely not. For stress relief and humor only. Talk to a qualified advisor for real financial decisions.